Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear, dear. It appears the entire USA has been very naughty this year, and it's up to the Religious Right to inform everyone how badly they have behaved, and exactly why Jesus hates them all for it. This three-movement suite of carol parodies is definitely not for the politically faint-of-heart, but will provide gut-busting laughs for holiday audiences everywhere. Full of production possibilities, this ribald work sends an unmistakable message: “So we're asking, Santa Claus, leave them off your list / If you bring them any gifts, Jesus will be pissed!”
voicing
SATB
instrumentation
piano, synthesizer, electric guitar, electric bass, drum set
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duration
16'53"
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