Chorus Sniper

“Somewhere deep in the low bass section
Lurks a danger worse than the French Connection…”

A ribald send-up of the internal social foibles of most music organizations, this extended inside joke is for anyone who's ever sung in a chorus, anyone who's ever heard a chorus, and anyone who has friends in a chorus. Riffing on movie and TV spy tropes, this is a fun-and-funny production number – including a peek into choristers' thoughts (and issues) during an onstage mock rehearsal!

piano, synthesizer, electric guitar, electric bass, drum set



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